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“Summer Clerkin’”

Not strictly IP related… but it is a parody of a copyrighted work, so I guess it counts!

From “Schiess All That,” the 2009 musical produced by Assault & Flattery at the University of Texas School of Law.
Summer clerkin’, had me a blast
Summer clerkin’, went by so fast

Met a judge who ruled for me
Met a partner who does IP

Summer days, no work all play
Then uh-oh, those summer nights

Well-a well-a well-a oomph!
Tell me more, tell me more

Man they filled me with booze

Tell me more, tell me more

Took us all on a cruise

Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh

Had a Starbucks on the first floor
Venti lattes made us work more

Billing hours; watching the clock
My first paycheck was such a shock

Summer fools, we worked like mules,
but uh-oh those summer nights

Well-a well-a well-a oomph!
Tell me more, tell me more

But you dont gotta brag

Tell me more, tell me more

‘Cause it sounds like a drag

Shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, YEAH

Wrote a memo, they said its crap
Five mimosas, then got the clap

Deposed a witness; I had no clue!
Really effed up; our client’s screwed

Summer jobs, not qualified
But uh-oh, those summer nights

Woah oh oh

Tell me more, tell me more

Went on weekend retreats

Tell me more, tell me more

Bonded under the sheets!

How debauchrous law firms can be!
Can’t believe that they’re hiring me

We’ll enjoy our last year of class
Cause next year they own my ass

Summer clerks, now we’re 3Ls
A-nd oh, this year will be hell

We’re so screwed, we’re so screwed

Bilski Moves up to SCOTUS

From ABAJournal High Court to Hear Bilski Case Restricting Business Methods Patents http://tinyurl.com/ln8a59

Product-by-Process Patent Claims

From JDSupra: Federal Circuit Adopts Narrowing, Bright-Line Rule for Product-by-Process Patent Claims http://tinyurl.com/lmnwes

The unexpected patents of Steve Jobs

From @GuyKawasaki Via http://trkk.us/t/?48608 The unexpected patents of Steve Jobs: http://trkk.us/t/?48609

Top 25 Patent Blogs

Gene Quinn over at IP Watchdog is conducting a survey to get “the people’s choice” for the 25 best Patent Blogs. Go check it out here: http://www.ipwatchdog.com/2009/05/27/vote-for-the-top-patent-blogs/id=3780/  There are quite a few that I didn’t know about… I’ll have to add them to my reader!

Patent Blogs

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As you consider the value of patenting your invention, take a look at some of these patent related blogs, they’re great resources:

Patent Law Round-UP

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As in all areas of Law, Patent Law evolves over time and is molded by cases decided in the Supreme Court and the Federal Circuit Courts.  According to “Patent Law and Practice, Sixth Edition” by Herbert F. Schwartz and Robert J. Goldman, here are the major cases currently impacting patent law:

Suarez|IP Law

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Life after the Patent Bar Exam

Well, I did it… I passed the Patent Bar Exam!!!

Officially known as the Examination for Registration to Practice in Patent Cases Before the United States Patent and Trademark Office,  the Patent Bar Exam is a 100 question, six-hour long behemoth with a 50% pass rate.  Having passed it, I am now “pending registration” by the USPTO.  Basically, there is an oath and some money that I own them, but in approximately 7 weeks I should receive my registration number, then I can officially represent clients before the USPTO in patent cases.  Since I have not passed a state bar exam yet (pending graduating with my JD around 2011), I will be classified as a Patent Agent.

Barack Obama on Technology and IP

As I mentioned in the previous post, here now is Barack Obama’s position on Technology and Intellectual Property.

Protect American Intellectual Property Abroad

The Motion Picture Association of America estimates that in 2005, more than nine of every 10 DVDs sold in China were illegal copies. The U.S. Trade Representative said 80 percent of all counterfeit products seized at U.S. borders still come from China. Barack Obama and Joe Biden will work to ensure intellectual property is protected in foreign markets, and promote greater cooperation on international standards that allow our technologies to compete everywhere.

Protect American Intellectual Property at Home

Intellectual property is to the digital age what physical goods were to the industrial age. Barack Obama believes we need to update and reform our copyright and patent systems to promote civic discourse, innovation and investment while ensuring that intellectual property owners are fairly treated.

Reform the Patent System

A system that produces timely, high-quality patents is essential for global competitiveness in the 21st century. By improving predictability and clarity in our patent system, we will help foster an environment that encourages innovation. Giving the Patent and Trademark Office (PTO) the resources to improve patent quality and opening up the patent process to citizen review will reduce the uncertainty and wasteful litigation that is currently a significant drag on innovation. As president, Barack Obama will ensure that our patent laws protect legitimate rights while not stifling innovation and collaboration.

Restore Scientific Integrity to the White House

Good policy in Washington depends on sound advice from the nation’s scientists and engineers and decision-making based on the needs of all Americans. Obama and Biden will restore the basic principle that government decisions should be based on the best-available, scientifically-valid evidence and not on the ideological predispositions of agency officials or political appointees.